Foursquare Fail

Foursquare is BULLSHIT. The premise of Foursquare is that you let your friends know where you are, so they can come join you because you’re having such a fantastic time – the servers at the bar you’re at are excellent and your drinks aren’t watered down and you are so happy with your choice of locale that you want credit for being there. You’re also probably sick of your coworkers thinking all you do at night is try and recreate the dimple in Don Draper’s tie, and there’s a way for them to go on the Internet and see that you took a night off from doing that. Foursquare also lets you share your recommendations of great places to get wings, but this is the dangerous part: You never know if your therapist is monitoring the places you’ve been eating in preparation for the day when she chooses to confront you on your Bulimia.